Ooooopssss!!!

My sister, who is in 4th grade, has an assignment to look for signage errors. I was astonished by the photos she got from the net. DISCLAIMER: This post is not to belittle the establishments having these signage. Neither disparage the capacity of "some" of our countrymen who were not that well-versed in English language (just like me). Here are only few of those erratic signage with mind-boggling content. (LOL).


Whew! I'd rather go swimming.



Hihi they'll bring their biodeta.


Hmmmm...


What??? Then were should we enter? haha


Whew! I'm totally lost... Hmm mabaliktad nga damit ko...


Callling the attention of the fallen objects, beware!Ü


No txt spk pls...


I'm starving with those mouth-watering deli by sandwiche.


yep I'll keep "distans".

ROTTING!!!

Oh! A place of beauty and serenity
A true gift of nature to humanity.
The scent of the flowers that grow wildly
And the music of flowing rivers calms me.

A utopia as everyone wanted to be.
Full of beauty and mystery
Indeed, this is the place...
A place next to perfection and quality.

Through the velvet shadows of the savage beasts unseen,
Turned this paradise into hell.
Voices of the innocent craving for help
Remained soft and never heard.

Beyond the portals of the seen beauty,
Bursting out its extreme putridity.
Give an ear to the grudge of the fairies,
And feel its concord and tranquility.

Who's to blame with this putrefaction?!
Soon! This place will perish...
No more trees, no more flowers,
No more flowing rivers, no more...
BEAST!!!